Monday, October 8, 2001

Welcome freshers!


Oh! Welcome freshers
             To this most recognized department
We have a place reserved for you
             Also in our heart apartment

Your presence brightens up the day
Your intellect has many things to say
Your energy burns up all the hay
And then we have a bill to pay
             Oh come on just kidding!
That was only a joke to say
We know
That your goals have a movement like a ray
You all succeed in your life
             That’s the only thing we pray

We remember
The day you first stepped
             In the Department of Business Administration
Big question mark on every guy’s face
             But with a distinct satisfaction
We never expected that you’ll create
             Such extensive reverberation
That the whole department will dance
             On the 16th October for recreation

Your batch comprises of
             Such beautiful kudiyaan
Some are simple, a few are sober
             And most are burning fuljhariyaan
Just their presence creates the milieu
             For an exceptional euphoria
And the department also boasts of
             These rarest Goriyaan
We are sure you’ll rise
             To the paramount position
None of you will settle for hausfrau
             And continue the blind tradition
Take the world in your stride
             With the utmost precision
Break all barriers, remove all fences
             As well as the superstitions

Now considering something
             About the boy’s part
You are all quite contrary
             To your fairer counterpart
Beware! The girls are going to drive you crazy
             Your lackluster attitude
             Makes you all lazy
Anyhow, if are on the hit list
             Then you all turn to be evangelist
Our dear brethren can outflank any philanderer
             Yet you are called philanthropist

So now guys
             It’s time to get into the grove
As we have some lip-smacking supper
             And a foxtrot to prove

So go and get your part or pie
Otherwise you’ll lag behind mere bhai
The floor is ready for your jhatkaa
And we can’t help if somebody atkaa

We’ll have some toothsome vegetarian
That you’ll remember till septuagenarian
But mind it out the samose me mircha
That has proved us a lot of kharcha

We all had some exciting times together
The memories of which are imprinted forever
We hope that you didn’t mind
             All through the introduction
As we just wanted to prove
             Our deep love and affection
But in case if you felt otherwise
Then we are sorry and heartily apologize
We just wanted to build
             A healthy atmosphere
Which has the camaraderie
             All in a social sphere

We expect from you to sync all around
             And raise the coveted banner
We expect you to win all through
             In a competitive manner

Our wishes are always with you
             In every step of your life
And you’ll find us beside you
             In each and every strife
But don’t expect us to help you
             In that part of your life
Which includes the fights and quarrels
             Between the husband and wife
But we promise that we won’t be ajnabee
             ‘Cause our dil really chahta hai
So enjoy that day as much as you can
             As ye din roz nahi aata hai

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